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Urgggh… Guess who has tomorrow off work even though it’s Tuesday, because they had to work this weekend? *waves tiredly* Hallelujah.

jorts420:

like this post if u are queer and tired, reblog if u are queer and tired x10

ellidfics:

darthstitch:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

curiositylayne:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darthstitch:

So according to this article, Chris Evans can draw. (Image)
AHAHAHAHA.  Stick a fork in me, I am DONE.
#Marvel Somehow Casting the Actual Person for their Movies Part Infinity

I swear to god none of these people are actors, it’s just the characters living in our universe somehow O.O

WE ARE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!?!

Clearly they crossed over to here during some event comic or another O.O

If it turns out that he was chronically ill with a long list of ailments as a kid, i’m just done.

I want to believe that the Star Spangled Man with a Plan song is his phones ring tone O.O

#Shhh… Natasha had Steve create an alternate identity #for spy training purposes #except steve is an epic failboat #and he creates the chris evans identity #intending that “chris” should be an artist #so he’s with his buddies submitting their portfolios to Pixar/Disney/Dreamworks #but he gets spotted by a casting agent #do you do any acting #uh…nope # “chris” nails the audition #and gets cast as #captain america #and nat is like i S2G steve #and steve is like: #HALP I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET CAST IN MY OWN MOVIE NAT 
Look I just wrote the fic for this, okay?  All apologies to Chris Evans! :P

That’s scarily close to the comic story arc where Steve was working as a commercial artist, decided to try to break into comics, and ended up being hired to draw the Captain America book.

LOL So what you’re saying is that this *is* the no-powers!AU, like, possibly for reals? ROTFLMAO

ellidfics:

darthstitch:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

curiositylayne:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darthstitch:

So according to this article, Chris Evans can draw. (Image)

AHAHAHAHA.  Stick a fork in me, I am DONE.

#Marvel Somehow Casting the Actual Person for their Movies Part Infinity

I swear to god none of these people are actors, it’s just the characters living in our universe somehow O.O

WE ARE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!?!

Clearly they crossed over to here during some event comic or another O.O

If it turns out that he was chronically ill with a long list of ailments as a kid, i’m just done.

I want to believe that the Star Spangled Man with a Plan song is his phones ring tone O.O

#Shhh… Natasha had Steve create an alternate identity #for spy training purposes #except steve is an epic failboat #and he creates the chris evans identity #intending that “chris” should be an artist #so he’s with his buddies submitting their portfolios to Pixar/Disney/Dreamworks #but he gets spotted by a casting agent #do you do any acting #uh…nope # “chris” nails the audition #and gets cast as #captain america #and nat is like i S2G steve #and steve is like: #HALP I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET CAST IN MY OWN MOVIE NAT

Look I just wrote the fic for this, okay?  All apologies to Chris Evans! :P

That’s scarily close to the comic story arc where Steve was working as a commercial artist, decided to try to break into comics, and ended up being hired to draw the Captain America book.

LOL So what you’re saying is that this *is* the no-powers!AU, like, possibly for reals? ROTFLMAO

assemblerepresentation:

silversarcasm:

im-significant:

logicalabsurdity:

silversarcasm:

silversarcasm:

No but autistic Natasha though, ‘I don’t see how that’s a party?’, has spent so much time working out other people that she’s become an expert at it, stims…

*possibly hyperventilating* I didn’t realize how much I wanted this until right now. Holy shit. Please somebody write the thing.

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special…

Apparently, a bar called The Side Quest was recently opened in Lakewood OH. (I’m probably going to go there at some point, because Reasons.)

soldiiers:

Take off your shirt, your tie and your hat.

*sigh* He’s so cute; I wanna cuddle with him. *makes grabby hands*

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.


Wait… I have a heterosexuality? Where is it?! *hunts for an hour* Waitaminute… I never had a heterosexuality. *waves ace flag* *also waves pan flag b/c panromantic* XP  Lookit all the pretty colors… Rotflmao

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

Wait… I have a heterosexuality? Where is it?! *hunts for an hour* Waitaminute… I never had a heterosexuality. *waves ace flag* *also waves pan flag b/c panromantic* XP Lookit all the pretty colors… Rotflmao

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit


I know what the best part is. (Hint: look at the very top, in the middle.) I do not, however, know what the second best part is. ;P

officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit

I know what the best part is. (Hint: look at the very top, in the middle.) I do not, however, know what the second best part is. ;P

Adventures in Meatspace (Or: Why Liara hates driving)

I got pulled over and given a speeding ticket on the way home from work today. I thought I was going the same speed as the other drivers, but apparently we were all over the posted limit and the SOB at the speed trap picked me. As if my day couldn’t get worse. At least my license won’t have any action taken against it, and I have plenty of money in my checking account. FML